#definition of idiot in love

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

HI AGAIN!! i was the other anon BWABHAHA pls call me 🍚 aka rice anon!!

SO LIKE i saw batty’s asks (ILY BATTY ‼️) and their ideas are so amazing AND SO ARE YOURS OMG !! the thought of the tf141 visting simon’s shop is so cute im going feral fr…

i was thinking that what if simon visited soap’s shop or smth and he saw reader there with their silly dog !! its like their having a date (me n my dog fr) !! and simon goes “damn i wish we were like that 😔”

my brain is not loading i swear i’ll pick up better ideas in the future BWHAHAH ALSO I READ UR PART 3!! I LOVE IT <33

Thank you so much rice anon! (Weeping at having named anons, you guys are the best)

Also yes, very yes. Simon visiting Soap's shop because despite how he doesn't want to admit it, Soap makes the best pastries in town. In would be easier to admit if Soap wasn't such a smug bastard about it.

So he walks up the steps to the shop and freezes, when he sees you through the glass door. You're at the counter, chatting with Soap, both of you laughing about something and Simon's stomach drops.

Why is it so easy for you to talk to Soap and he's such an idiot about it? Why can't he make you laugh like that?

Like a schoolboy he ducks around the corner of the shop, going in through the backdoor to avoid bumping into you. That way he also gets to listen to your and Soaps conversation

When you leave he finally appears and Soap (having noticed him immediately) is such smug mf about it.

Simon isn't even conscious of it, when he watches you leave with your dog and whistfully sighs: "Wish that was me."

Soap takes a double take but no, you're alone, only have your dog with you and he stares at Simon breaking out into laughter.

"The dog?! Yer fucking jealous of the dog?"

[arttsuka]

I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay

It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)

Front and back side:

[justaz]

lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out

merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???

arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!

merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.

gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??

arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.

merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?

arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??

merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me

arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got

leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!

merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”

arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????

merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?

percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy

elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining

arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh

merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.

[paddi-pie]

How to effectively shut someone up

Suffice to say Max was left speechless and didn’t bothered Bradly for the next few hours

[swordsonnet-bardofwar]

So insane about the fact that the Deadpool steelbook had a bunch of Logans and the Wolverine one has a bunch of Deadpools, but they are standing next to each other anyways

I mean look at them.

Also I think it's funny how you don't see any dradpool more than twice but then there is mafia logan chilling there 4 times, we see you Wade

[egophiliac]

Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀

I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求婚したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!

(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)

BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!

...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)

[ukaroz]

You’ve been doing great, come here and Floyd would give you the best bone-wrecking squeeze hug ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

This is an old rkgk of mine based on a ship dynamic of two touch-starved idiots lol

[moeblob]

I hate it here and will go lie face first in the water at the luau. (I want to draw Alex in shorts again help)

[ndostairlyrium]

Vacanze Romane playing in the background

Ankh: "I'm gonna get your ring back"

Cullen: "You better. That thing costed me a fortune"

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Hannibal being unable to not talk about Will while lying naked in bed with Alana is the same to me as Arthur being on a beautiful picnic with Gwen talking about his dream of running away to a farm with just Merlin

[szynkaaa]

I think my OC and Sun Wukong's entire relationship dynamic is that both don't think much about marriage or love or relationships, but they both clearly act like they have been married for 50 years with the way the bicker and banter but also just be there for each other but they'd totally get married and claim because it just made life easier for both of them like yeah the celestial court and all the others are getting off his back now and she has an extra layer of protection and they insist this is a marriage of convenience and yeah they're best friends ofc they love each other plus this is ancient china every second person gets married for convenience not out of love how is that any different than our marriage but outsiders can just see how loyal and head over heels they are for each other and yes there was that one accidentall kiss incident but only because Wukong was hanging upside down from the tree and she turned around too fast and their lips met each other but that doesn't mean anything-

[vanmarkus]

It's so uncomfortable to watch but I'm actually excited about this storyline because even the people who are always making excuses for him will have to admit eventually that eddie is making conscious, awful decisions right now and he will have to deal with the consequences. There's this thing of painting buck as the silly screw-up and eddie as the level-headed smart one and it can only be good for his character growth if that stops

well tbh eddie was never the levelheaded smart one lmao

the dude ran off to the army at the first whiff of his girlfriend getting pregnant and then enlisted again without telling her and then slept with her behind his son's back and then ended up in an underground fighting club and then he bought a ridiculously expensive truck on a whim and then he put his boy best friend into his will as if they weren't most likely to go out together if shit hit the fan and he antagonised an armed murderer and then he destroyed his entire bedroom with a baseball bat and ran up a ladder without a line to try and pull a guy weighing 200+ lbs plus gear by hand and then he asked his girlfriend to move in with him and then he was hiding to avoid having sex with her before asking her to move out—

[gladumfdoodles]

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[iamharryhale]

Buck: Geez it's cold.

Eddie: Here, take my jacket.

Buck: Thanks, I'll give it back tomorrow.

*later at home*

Buck, aggressively inhaling Eddie's jacket scent while curled up inside it: Mine.

[deadscell]

[quinn-of-aebradore]

Also, I do love everything that happened last night, but also I am somewhat mourning the fact that the Hells had finally settled on a direction and a plan (the triple party assault) and now there’s a wrench in there and I swear to god if there’s more ridiculous circular debating, this time about the Archheart’s idea- XD